I guess it is safe to say that we have been Tom & Jerry in the past few years. I think we know by now that turning me into a Mother was a terrible idea. Despite the fact that I brag about my multi-tasking skills, I was not really good at it because at some point you have ran out of clean socks and went to work with a wrinkled shirt. Please forgive me.
During the first year of mothering an offspring, I have turned into a psycho. I accidentally threw stuff here and there. Laughed and cried at the same time. I am sorry I was going through some intense emotions. I was sleep deprived and physically being tested. And I have become the partner from hell. I absolutely appreciate that you didn’t go running for the hills.
The second year was worse. We lost a nanny, I had a new job and a baby being sent to a nursery. Forgive me for not making you coffee. I was mentally incapable of thinking about you and I am soooo sorry. I had trouble fitting into my dresses on a daily basis. I was barely getting 5-hour sleep and my mind was constantly being hammered by the thought of leaving my child to a stranger. It was exhausting. I didn’t mean to leave the house without saying goodbye. I was just really in a hurry trying to sneak out while the baby was still asleep. And it has become a habit that I know I shouldn’t have started. I really still want that kiss everyday.
Our daughter is turning 3, and I think I’ve become a psycho 13!+<4%. And you hate me by now. So I am writing you this apology that I should have done way before the baby has come. If only I knew Motherhood would drive me nuts. I am so sorry for the things I have not been able to do. And for the stupid things I do that add fuel to the fire. Sorry I neglected you. I don’t love you less. I just had a baby that needed me more. And that sort off took away the time we used to spend for each other.
Hubby, I have more to say… But I gotta go pick up our kid from the nursery!
With lots of love!
Your Psycho Wife from Hell xx